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Welcome to the Gates of Hell

Hi. I’m Mike Huckabee. I’m no longer running for President, I’ve set my sights on being God. Last night at the Republican debate I clearly set out my strategy on how best to send my enemies straight to hell. Here it is…

You see, I believe I should be the one who decides who goes to hell. The current God is too busy and is really falling down on this part of the job. (Maybe that son of his has soften him.) Thank you, and I approve of this message.

~ by bart on January 11, 2008.

One Response to “Welcome to the Gates of Hell”

  1. So I wasn’t the only one rolling my eyes at his preaching???

    I still love Ron Paul!

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